2003-08-18 - 9:29 p.m.
Me: "Yes. go. sleep. Think of ways to torment poor innocent me!" Captain Barbosa: "I feel....." Ahmet: "God isn't shiny enough!! Add more foil!" Ahmet: "Jesus is kicking it with the 5 inch floppies." Swc Princess: And the moral of the story, ladies and gentleman, is that when you find yourself approached by a band of marauding geese, do not stop to question their motives. "They may take my sandwich", you think, "but they cannot steal my dignity." Well actually, they can, and they will. Gleefully. Ahmet: "Its a solice only you can bring, fudge brownie."
Oz [btvs]: "So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo."
Calvin & Hobbes: "That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
Nate: "If anyone says Old Maid is for wusses I'll slap them on the neck."
Nate: "I'll scale your building like a human fly and all the people will be like look at him go!"
Frankie: "If I fought you there would be two hits, me hitting you & you hitting the ground"
Jude: Of course! my forte... fortay... for...
Jude: "My ... lol specialty"
Me In the audience: "Pretty?"
[While watching from Pirates of the Caribbean]
[Ahmet about our YFC's depiction of God]
[About how if Jesus had a computer He'd play Oregon Trail. The old version not the sold out new one.]
[From her HILARIOUS diary.]
Nate:
Frankie: "I'll manage another one on your way down."
Matt: "I was that guy. I was the guy that almost fell over at the juice table and had to be wheeled off."
Matt: "And from the back of the auditorium you hear this tormenting whispered chant.."Don't mess it up." People in the audience; "Don't mess it up", Josh on the cross "Don't mess it up"
[Matt about me messing up my Passion play song]
Amanda[To cop]: Oh no! Not again! Are you going to give me ANOTHER ticket?
Ahmet: I want him to be my flamboyant friend!
Me: I feel like a lite mochachino and a hissy fit!
[Ahmet & I after finding out inner gay men]
Me: "I make my own fun."
Jude's Friend Sarah: "One of the feet is caught!!"
[about her foot being caught]
• Scientists say one out of every four people are crazy, so check three friends, and if they're fine, you must be the crazy one.
• I know kung fu, karate and 78 other dangerous words....don't mess with me!
• If you believe that something small can not make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a misquito in it.
• When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out...BUT...a bestfriend will be sitting beside saying "That was awesome!"
• Jesus loves you and has a plan for your life. Satan hates you and has a plan for your life. Whose plan you gonna follow?
• "Here's to you and here's to me. I pray that friends we'll always be. But if by chance you disagree. Then heck to you and here's to me!" ~An Irish Blessing
• If you hear the toilet flush followed by the words "uh-oh", then it is already too late
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